Lame
Lame
rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

deeandrareynolds:

people that have been on tumblr for 4+ years and still manage to get 0 notes on their posts
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(Source: racistperry)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Chips and salsa and beer👌🍺

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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(Source: unshaped)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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doajiggie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

FOR GOD’S SAKE, JUST TRY TURNING IT OFF THEN ON!!!

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying