Lame
Lame

noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

nowimustrinse:

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i can’t get over this fucking gif look at him look how devastated he is he was so certain that captain rum was the right answer who does he think he is

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

(Source: tylerhoekley)

ignitionremix:

love this deal

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt