people that have been on tumblr for 4+ years and still manage to get 0 notes on their posts
*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
Chips and salsa and beer👌🍺
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
FOR GOD’S SAKE, JUST TRY TURNING IT OFF THEN ON!!!